Your favorite typo
 

We do technical support in our company and sometimes support people using chat software. One agent who was in need of help was asking an impossible favor. In response the person said, "One moment while I wave my magic wang" :D

(wang = wand)

Anyone else have one?

A fortune cookie I got last week:
"You will come to realizations in you life that change you forever."

I like magic wang! :D

don't we all?

I don't know about the rest of you but I, for one, don't have a wand. On the other hand...