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demonsvx 08-19-2008 10:06 PM

Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
 
So lately I been tossing around some "revenge" ideas to throw towards my soon to be "X". This takes a little cash but might just be worth it:D
1.Print a high quality "Your a winner of a free trip to a exotic getaway", make sure it sounds fancy to them but to you its some 3rd world s###hole.
2.Buy a first class ticket to above said "exotic destination"
3.Insert money order that is legit to further "entice winner" and send it by certified letter. It helps if your father works at local post office to hide the identity of the sender.
4.Sit back and enjoy their excitement of winning a trip to some "exotic getaway" and bragging about how you are a "loser"
5. Wait about a week to get a phone call from 3rd world embassy with your "X" on the other end begging for help to get home after she realizes she won a ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL :D:cool:
Post your revenge ideas
Trust me Ive considered trying mine:D

Landshark 08-19-2008 10:43 PM

Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
 
tailpipe +

http://www.tractorsupply.com/wcsstor...00/3480518.jpg

= kaboomy engine

Hondasucks 08-20-2008 12:04 AM

Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
 
Sugar in the engine oil does wonders :)

Although the Lord sees all, and whatever she did to you, she will have to answer for :)

Also, Shakespeare said that revenge is a dish best served cold...:D

LetItSnow 08-20-2008 05:15 AM

Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
 
Money says that you'll get some real hot ideas over at "Teh OT" at NASIOC. :)

TomsSVX 08-20-2008 06:35 AM

Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
 
Man up an realize it is just as much your fault for mrrying her than it was for the divorce??

Other than that, there is always getting a better lawyer and squashing it in court

Tom

Landshark 08-20-2008 08:40 AM

Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
 
rape and torture her family, then post pics on the internet.



that'll learn her.

Mensaf 08-20-2008 09:45 AM

Re: Revenge ideas-POST EM!!!!!
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Landshark (Post 560746)
rape and torture her family, then post pics on the internet.



that'll learn her.

:lol:

Less she cheated on you, move on. If she did cheat on you though, pick something small (i.e. stab a tire) and keep doing it. Over and over again. It'll eventually drive her mad.

RSVX 08-20-2008 11:58 AM

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How about no.

:lock::lock::lock::lock:


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