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SVX_Guru 01-01-2005 01:00 AM

SVX Karma
 
Disclaimer and instructions for reading follow.:)
Please read this thread.
Please stop reading this thread if you find it offensive.
Please stop reading this thread if you have any negative feeling toward this thread.:)
Please come back another time when you are feeling very positive.
The SVX Karma is about the way you feel when you drive your SVX.:)
If you do not feel GOOD when you drive your SVX please leave this thread now.
The SVX is a car that was designed and built by people.:)
Should you think that this thread is religious in nature or mocking a religion I ask that you leave this thread, as that is not the intent.
If you think that some or one or many or all SVX owners are fa·nat·i·cal
(That is fanatical) then consider the fact that you are correct and SVX fanatics exist for a reason.:

SVX_Guru 01-01-2005 01:01 AM

If you think that SVX fanatics are anything over than normal human beings, please leave this thread. It is not the intention of this thread to generate or encourage negative energy that may be harmful to the SVX.
If you have never driven an SVX you must leave this thread now, as you have NO positive connection to this subject matter to the SVX.
Now if you have reached this point in this thread you are a person that is still reading,
I think it will be safe to say that you too have experienced the spiritual awareness of driving an SVX. Well I hope you have and if you haven’t then
I ask you to leave this thread.

SVX_Guru 01-01-2005 01:02 AM

If you are uncertain as to what the spiritual SVX experience is all about then I ask that you go back to the beginning of this thread and start reading again from the beginning.
This spiritual experience relates to the first time you drove an SVX.
It is directly centered on the feeling of awe and wholeness that you experienced when driving down a highway with an extremely large smile on your face.:)
That is great SVX Karma and it is very deep.
Please stop reading, close your eyes, take a few deep breaths and relax.
Focus on the first drive in the SVX.:)
Focus on the feel of your body against the SVX.:)
Focus on the feelings of joy and happiness.:)
Focus on the great sense of road feel transmitted through the steering wheel.
Focus on your oneness with the SVX.

SVX_Guru 01-01-2005 01:03 AM

Now it’s time for extended feelings of joy and happiness.
Read this thread at you own risk.
I am not responsible for any damage that may occur to your SVX for any and all reasons.
I am not responsible for bodily damage or even possible death that make result from great feelings of bliss and possible loss of control of the SVX while driving.
Now it is time to actual sit in your SVX. Go on go get in your SVX. Well maybe you should read this first and practice some before you actually get in the SVX.
Sit in the driver seat, get comfortable and relax. It is best that you do this when no one is around if you are not normally prone to this activity, as it is often difficult to explain in a manner that will not retract from the positive energy. It is also a good idea to leave the car keys somewhere else until you have obtained a higher level of control.

SVX_Guru 01-01-2005 01:04 AM

While sitting comfortably in the driver seat, rest your hands and arms on your body or the arm supports and breathing deeply, very deeply and close your eyes.
Concentrate on your breathing and relax.
Feel your body touching the SVX. Start with the feeling of your weight of your feet on the floor and work your sense of feeling up through your legs and abdomen and into you back and shoulders thinking that you are sitting a very fine automobile. Now just for this example think that you as a living being, feel the life in your body, feel the force that gives you life. Feel that you and this force are connected to the SVX by way of touch to the seat and floor. Realize that the seat is made of substance, a substance that is very much similar to yourself only arranged in a different manner but still held together with basic energy that also holds your substance together, an energy that is indeed everywhere. Now even if this is a difficult concept, please, I ask that you attempt to embrace it and accept it. Should you be totally rebuked, than please I ask that you leave this thread and perhaps try to read this again at sometime in the future and then perhaps at that time you will be able to progress further?

SVX_Guru 01-01-2005 01:04 AM

While sitting in the SVX and feeling the oneness with the seat, think of the seat connected to the floor. The floor is part of the body and the body is connected to many other parts of the SVX. Think of the connection between the body and the struts and wheel hub assemblies and rims and tires. Think of the similarity of the basic energy in all these parts and your body. Think of all this basic energy and how it gives form. Think that this is good and this is wonderful. To be able to sit in something that gives joy from the energy of form.

SVX_Guru 01-01-2005 01:05 AM

Be thankful for the existence of the SVX. Increase your sense of gratitude for the SVX.
Realize that many people had a part in the production of the SVX that lead to its final form. Realize that the goal of these people was to produce an automobile that was different, an automobile that is special and unique. This was accomplished.
Appreciate the SVX and the total amount of personal energy that was used to make it.
Be thankful to these people that produced the SVX.
Giving thanks to all the people that produced the SVX and have in there own way transformed a portion of their lives to the shape and form the SVX and have there given to you a part of their most gracious life is a natural and holistic approach to improving the Karma of your SVX.

SVX_Guru 01-01-2005 01:05 AM

Perhaps you are troubled with thoughts leading to negative feelings regarding faulty parts. Perhaps these thoughts do not allow you to feel joyful. Please then, you should leave this thread now and repair your vehicle and return when you are more at peace with your SVX. Parts will wear out on the SVX. This is to be expected, as the vehicle is not capable of growing and repairing itself. The vehicle is not capable of thinking as another person can think. The vehicle is not capable of caring for you in the same manner as you care for it. So it cannot return love similar to the love of another person.

SVX_Guru 01-01-2005 01:06 AM

However with your increased understanding of the SVX needs and your care for maintaining the SVX in an acceptable condition and the respectful driving techniques as well as the increased Karma by way of reflective mediation of joy and happiness, your SVX will last a very long time. :)

SVX_Guru 01-01-2005 01:06 AM

Now I ask that if you have given a few moments of thankfulness to your SVX and if you think that this is indeed a good thought to have, then once in awhile as you see fit, please move this thread from the depths of the forum with a single smiley face, :) so that others may also learn to be thankful and at peace.

Speedklix 01-01-2005 01:29 AM

:) :D

Landshark 01-01-2005 06:33 AM

cliffs notes?

THAWA 01-01-2005 10:22 AM

:)

NikFu S. 01-01-2005 04:49 PM

I sat in my SVX before I even knew what it looked like.
;)

:)

michael 01-01-2005 05:22 PM

That should be in the owner's manual :)


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