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Happy Birthday Mr. Mummert!

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Now that you've reached another milestone, your drink of choice can now be accurately called "fossil fuel"

The joke of the day in honor of you.

A 70-year-old man goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor runs some tests and says to the man, "Well, everything seems to be in top condition physically, but what about mentally? How is your connection with God?"

The man says, "Oh me and God? Were tight! We have a real bond and he's good to me. Every night when I have to get up to go to the bathroom, he turns on the light for me, and then when I leave, he turns it back off."

Well, upon hearing this the doctor was astonished.

He called the man's wife and said, "I"d like to speak to you about your husband's connection with God. He claims that every night when he needs to use the restroom, God turns on the light for him and turns it off for him again when he leaves. Is this true?"

She says, "That idiot! He's been peeing in the refrigerator again!

Enjoy your day, Ron.

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