10 Reasons a Gun Better Than a Woman
 

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN

Lee :D

I'm just gonna post so ya'll can see my signature

:D :D Great Reasons.:D :D

and then she uses her gun and gets your car

Why SVX are better than Men
 

Why SVX are Better Than Men!

SVX don't work late.

Your SVX stays as clean as you want it to.

SVX don't have parents or kids.

SVX don't get overweight.

You can check out the guy who works on your SVX.

Your SVX always has time for you.

SVX don't complain and don't ride away from you when the road gets rough.

SVX don't watch TV.

SVX don't snore.

SVX don't leave a mess in the kitchen or bathroom.

SVX never argue, you are always right.

SVX never wake you up in the middle of the night, for any reason.

SVX never try to show you off to their friends.

SVX don't come home drunk after a night out with its buddies.

SVX don't sneak around with other SVX.

SVX don't care what you look like, or what your age is.

SVX don't care and don't comment about what you spend your money on.

When you go driving, your SVX doesn't care if other cars are bigger or better.

SVX don't care about their performance.

:D

As always . . . Bipa comes through! ;)

Dan

Theories?
 

Does Bipa also subsribe to the cucumber theory of "better than"? :eek: :D

Lee

Good question! I wonder if Mr. Bipa ever reads this forum . . . :eek:

Dan

That cucumber "theory" has been around since before I was a teenager. Got a birthday card with it on my 16th birthday from a mischevious cousin. :rolleyes:

Nowadays I have become a very traditional gal, and subscribe to the "Husband Theory" :p

The only time Hubby reads anything here is when he's looking over my shoulder. Amazing how I'm always reading the Technical Q&A posts when he's around :eek: ;) :D

"SVX don't get overweight."

do you even own one of these!?!? JK, the cars are already hogs, cant get anymore weight so...

Hmm.... do I own one? Err.... I should counter with "can you read?" :) but instead I'll reply this way:

The key word there was "overweight". My SVX hasn't gained any weight at all since we bought it quite a few years ago. Many men, however .... :rolleyes: :p :D

Also, when people start putting in 60 watt speakers and 250 amps. Another thing is like the saying goes it is not good to have too much of something, usually.:rolleyes:

=]
 

"this is my rifle and this is my gun 8======D"

You're so bad it's good!


I carry a floor jack in my car....does that count as my car being overweight?
It may even out with all the fluids it loses over time though :p

Reasons why women are better than guns:

Blow jobs.

I dont think i need anymore reasons.


More SVX Vs. Men reasons
SVX goes the right speed all the time.
SVX doesnt need to be told 'a little to the left'
SVX doesnt need to be told 'no, my left.'
SVX always puts a smile on my face
SVX never embarrasses me in public
SVX doesnt wear THAT shirt in front of my parents
SVX showers regularly
SVX never sticks of BO
I never question why i have an SVX