Why isn't there a Mexican Olympic team?
















Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already in America

Quickie Blonde Jokes
 

Warning: Sexual
1. What do blondes and spaghetti have in common?
2. What do blondes and bowling balls have in common?














Answers
1. They both wiggle when you eat em'
2. You finger em', throw em' in the gutter, and they still come back for more

Yesterday I got tired of the Jehova's Witnesses coming up to my door and asking me if I wanted to become a witness so I decided to follow one of the guys home. I rang his bell and after he opened the door I held up my knife and asked if he wanted to become Jewish. :D