Re: Joke?
 

Is this a bust or what?

Yes, it's very nice, but, that's not important right now. I've got to go visit my wife in the hospital.

What is it?

It's a large building where sick people go, but that's not important right now.

Another word for a slight blemish on an otherwise perfect butt:

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Asphalt

It could happen
 

Hi everyone, A fish walks into a bar. The bartender says, we don't serve food. Take care, BOBB

It could happen II
 

Hi everyone, A piece of string walks into a bar. The bartender says we don't serve string here. The piece of string leaves and goes out behind the bar and messes himself up. He then goes back into the bar. The bartender says, HEY, didn't I tell you to leave a little while ago. The string says, I'm afraid not. Kaboom Take care, BOBB

all right, here is my favorite stupid joke.......

a duck walks into a bar and hops up onto a barstool. the bartender comes over and says, "what'll you have?"
the duck asks, "do you have any grapes?"
the bartender says, somewhat confused, "no, i don't have any grapes." the duck hops off the bar stool and leaves the bar.

the next day, the duck waddles into the bar and hops up onto a bar stool. the bartender comes over and says, "what can i get for you today?"
the duck asks, "do you have any grapes?"
the bartender says, "no! i told you yesterday we don't have any!"
the duck hops off the bar stool and leaves the bar.

the following day, the duck makes his way into the bar and takes a spot on a stool. the bartender, somewhat agitated when he sees the duck, comes over and says, "may i help you?"
the duck asks, "do you have any grapes?"
the bartender says, "listen, this is a bar! we don't HAVE GRAPES HERE! if you come in here one more time and ask for grapes, i'm going to nail your bill right to the bar!!! now get outta here!
the duck hops off the bar stool and leaves the bar.

the next day, the duck enters the establishment and hops up to the bar. the bartender comes over and looks at the duck. "what can i do for you?", he says.
the duck says. "do you have a hammer?"
the bartender, a bit confused, says, "no, i don't have a hammer?"
the duck says, "do you have any grapes?"

:D

This might be it
 

Hi everyone, A drunk walks into a bar and sits down at the bar. He looks over and sees a woman sitting at the bar holding a duck. The drunk says to the woman, were did you get the pig. The woman says, why your so drunk you can't tell a duck from a pig. The drunk says, I was talking to the duck! Take care, BOBB

When's bedtime at Neverland Ranch??







































When the big hand touches the little hand....badum chink:D

What do you say to Michael Jackson at the beach???





























Get out of MY son!

did you hear about the new MJ's book?

the in's and out's of child rearing!

muhahahaha

What college did Michael Jackson graduate from?



































Bring'em Young University :)

Why did Michael Jackson go to K-mart































He heard they had little boy's pants half off

Mikey
 

Hi everyone, Mikey got a new chef at neverland ranch. Yeah, thats right, the frugal gourmet. Take care, BOBB See, I can make one up.

One of my favorites...
 

Horse walks into a bar. Bartender takes one look at him and says, "Hey, buddy, why the long face?"

A white horse walked into a pub and the barman said

"Hey, we've got a whisky named after you"

and the horse said

"What? Eric?"

jokes
 

Little Johnny is sitting on the church steps gazing intently at a bottle filled with a bubbling liqued. Sister Mary Disipline comes up to Little Johnny and asks him what he has. He says, this is kerosine Sister, the most powerful liqued I know! The sister says " No, Johnny, Holy Water is the most powerful liqued, Why if you sprinkle a few drops of this on the belly of a pregnant woman, she will pass a baby boy! He says" A couple drops of this on a cats ass and it will pass a motorcycle!!!