Damn Kellli:eek: Where did you find that?, a Pent house forum letter? I think I need to go cool off for awile.

Oh yeah, what about the up dog joke Adam? Wasn't that an original?

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My ex was named terri, and she does have an attractive younger sister, and yes I do have an indoor hot tub, but a certain Lady knows the best way to a mans heart,88 grains, 1550 feet per second,460 foot pounds muzzle energy, 15 times, repeat if necessary.


Back to the jokes, What do you call a guy with herpes, aids, and clymidia?.........An incurable romantic!

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Just so you know, the "repeat if necessary" instruction is just a marketer's ploy to increase bullet sales. :D

wow, kelli's funny, i think :rolleyes:




heres a knock knock joke...

**KNOCK KNOCK**


WHOS THERE?!?!?



BANANA........



BANANA WHO?!?


BANANA SPLIT





hahaha :(

Not mine but...

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services.

He gasps: "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence, then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"

Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up. "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce." Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life." Holmes replied: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"

kelli is a diamond with many facets.

we got nurse kelli.
we got prosecutor kelli.
we got prom date kelli.
we got comic kelli.
we got sadistic kelli.
we got rambo kelli.
and now we got dirty mag kelli. :D

A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom." The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him. The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?" and the doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you but this is just the tip of the iceberg."

And who can forget:

Wenn ist das Nunstruck git und Slotermeyer? Ja!...Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!

cheezy jokes are awesome. heres another one, its not mine but its ok,




NOT MENT FOR KIDDIES!




Cheesy Jokes

A man was in an ice cream parlor waiting to buy some ice cream. There was one lady in front of him. She ordered a chocolate cone.

The soda-jerk told her he's sorry but they have run out of chocolate. She said, "OK, then I'll have some chocolate."

He told her, "Lady, I'm out of chocolate."

Once again she said, "OK, I'll just have some chocolate."

Exasperated, he said, "Lady, spell VAN as in vanilla."

She spelled van.

He said, "Good, now spell STRAW as in strawberry."

She spelled straw.

He said, "Good, now spell F**K as in chocolate."

The lady said, "There is no F**K in chocolate."

He replied, "That's what I'm trying to tell you."

Bwahahahhahah!!!

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So, I'm in the woods, and I hear this comotion, I go down the hill and find these two hunters, ones dead , draped over a log and the other guy is going at it! I run up grag the guy, and say, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!!!, He says, my buddy,, my buddy, he had a heart attack!!!I'm trying to revive him... I say thats not how you revive him!! You should give him mouth to mouth recessitation!!! He says" HOW DO YOU THINK WE GOT STARTED!!!!!

omg!! that joke is so funny!! ha ha!!

..hahahahahahahaha

.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

BWQAHAHAHWBVABWHAHSKJDFHDSKJFHKJHASDF!!!!! *choke* *gurgle* *die*

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Is that where Watson says "Shirley you jest" take care, BOBB