Yeah, Chris, any reports of my death have been vastly exaggerated, to steal a phrase. I'm broke too, as social security keeps the lights on, but doesn't include a gas or wine supplement. As far as Reading goes, just stick your thumb out & hit the road. Plenty of SVXen to sleep in. Hope you can find a way to PA.

Ron.

Wow the world is a crazy place. :barf:

This happened to me today.






















Kidding.

(Send this to everyone you know.)

Just look for the wild shirt and cigar smoke!! That be Ron!

Back on 'topic', I worked in 'food service' years ago. I NEVER spat in your tea, never served a hocker-burger, never stired anything but my girlfriend with my 'johnson',never served up a chicken head in a mcnuggits box. In fact I have never served ANYTHING with 'Mc' in the name. (I have not eaten a Mc ANYTHING for a decade either). If I can't SEE a burger being built, I don't go there!
When I cook, I will wash my hands many times. Dianna had to move several times so I could scrub up at the subi-meets when I burned the burgers!

Food is an art form! Anything that IS NOT supposed to BE there WILL NOT if I'm cooking!

Besides that, Ron kept close watch on the grill!!!!

I couldn't agree with you more....chef...

http://i19.photobucket.com/albums/b1...2007/jerry.jpg

:lol:

Heh heh, nice one Ron!

I shall continue to be suspicious of salad dressing. I am now painfully aware that it resembles more than just bird droppings.

Joe :p :rolleyes: :D

Dude, your an idiot. What is the thrill of making these chain things up? I seriously don't get it. its not like you just copy pasted it either, b/c you set it to your home area. You like wasting our time? This rates up there with crude genital drawings on the bathroom door. pathetic.:barf:

James

Thank You!!!! ( Yea, I was WEARING the hat! She added the label!)

You really believe this?....lol
 

http://urbanlegends.about.com/od/foo...ive_garden.htm

You were a artard for posting this and playing it off like its real. Its been done before.