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svxcess
02-13-2009, 10:20 PM
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Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama Bin Laden and a Biker Dude
are all walking together one day.

They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it.
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"I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total"
says the Genie.


The Canadian says,
"I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada"

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JRf0Wd8Lk1-cGM:http://www.amnh.org/education/resources/rfl/web/earthmag/mundo/images/poof.gif

And with the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.


Osama was amazed, so he said to the Genie,
"I want a great wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran
so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land."

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:JRf0Wd8Lk1-cGM:http://www.amnh.org/education/resources/rfl/web/earthmag/mundo/images/poof.gif

Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.


The Biker says to the Genie,
"I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."

The Genie explains,
"Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country.
Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable"


The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, looks the genie in the eye, smiles and says:

"Fill it with water".


:lol:

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Green1995SVX
02-13-2009, 11:21 PM
Good one, John.

Blacky
02-14-2009, 06:02 AM
I like it, I like it a lot.

Crazy_pilot
02-14-2009, 08:35 PM
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

Hondasucks
02-15-2009, 09:31 PM
I think we need a joke thread!

I seriously LOLed on that one!

SubaruPartsGirl
03-19-2009, 07:41 AM
Bwahahaha I didn't see that coming lol that was a good one.

Mike621
03-19-2009, 08:17 AM
Nice one. :p