An interesting quote from the present President.

[Electrophil]

Bwa ha ha ha!!

You rebuticans just keep on giving us free fuel for the neo-con roasting.

What it is, you guys don't want to win, due to the huge mess you guys have made.

Bwa ha ha ha!! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Jq0j80UB_c)

Never again.... sorry... Can't play with the toys no more.

[Electrophil]

The commercials are coming out faster than we can keep up with.

Another one. Bwa ha ha ha... Republicans are nothing but a bunch of flip floppers that can't be trusted with the security of our nation.

How can men who never served in the military be successful at playing commander in chief of it?

Easy.... They aren't. Proof is in the state of affairs. World's largest terrorist attack, the mastermind of which is still free, bogged down in an unjustified war and losing that war using the most powerful military in the world, terrorism on a steep rise, and in places it wasn't even in before...... It's not "can he keep us safe", it's "He hasn't kept us safe, and he's made things worse."

Flip flopping little softy. How could he be successful, he never was before.

Oops... Another one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZE20lzZZF0)

[Electrophil]

And here comes the part where it's not funny anymore.

All the die-hard Bush supporters need to find a hole, and hide in shame. Because not only did you allow this, you defended it in the name of patriotism.

Who's patriotism? Did you guys support these guys? Since Bush banned the public screening of military tribunals, clips like this are hard to come by. There's thousands we weren't allowed to see. Literally thousands....

Freedom my azz.

The result (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NuaOothJR-Q)

[lhopp77]

Just Released - Agenda for the Democratic National Convention for 2008:

7:00 P.M. Opening flag burning.
7:15 P.M. Pledge of allegiance to U.N. and opening song by the Dixie Chicks
7:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast
7:30 till 8:00 P.M. Nonreligious prayer and worship. Jessie Jackson and Al
Sharpton.
8:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:05 P.M. Ceremonial tree hugging and Cat show
8:15- 8:30 P.M. Gay Wedding - Barney Frank, presiding.
8:30 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
8:35 P.M. Free Saddam Rally. Cindy Sheehan &Susan Sarandon.
9:00 P.M. Keynote speech. The proper etiquette for surrender - French
President Jacques Chirac
9:15 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:20 P.M. Collection to benefit Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund.
9:30 P.M. Unveiling of plan to free freedom fighters from Guantanamo Bay -
Sean Penn.
9:40 P.M. Why I hate the Military - a short talk by William Jefferson
Clinton.
9:45 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
9:50 P.M. Dan Rather presented Truth in Broadcasting award by Michael
Moore.
9:55 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
10:00 P.M. How George Bush and Donald Rumsfeld brought down the World Trade
Center Towers - Howard Dean.
10:30 P.M. Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Mahmud Ahmadinejad.
11:00 P.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
11:05 P.M. Al Gore reinvents the Internet.
11:15 P.M. Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry.
11:30 P.M. Coronation Of Mrs. Rodham Clinton.
12:00 A.M. Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
12:05 A.M. Bill asks Ted to drive Hillary home.

Lee :D

[Manarius]

Republican Convention Schedule for '08

9 AM: President initiates illegal wiretap to discern who the Democrats are going to put forward to win the election
10 AM: President uses Patriot Act to raid the DNC HQ claiming Democrats were harboring terrorists
12 Noon: Start of 12 hour "boo hoo" session because the Republicans know they have absolutely no chance of winning the 08 election.

[mohrds]

Republican Convention Schedule for '08

9:00 AM: President initiates illegal wiretap to discern who the Democrats are going to put forward to win the election
10:00 AM: President uses Patriot Act to raid the DNC HQ claiming Democrats were harboring terrorists
10:02 AM: Discovered that the Democrats are actually harboring terrorists.
10:03 AM: Press release about the Democrats harboring terrorists.
10:04 AM: All news media outlets ignore the story.
10:10 AM: Hilary accuses republicans of trying to throw an election. Media covers her speech during all prime time newscasts. Continuous news coverage of the crooked Republicans trying to throw an election.
12 Noon: Start of 12 hour "boo hoo" session because the Republicans know they have absolutely no chance of winning the 08 election.

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