Thread for posting useless $#!t

[NapaBavarian]

Help that number under your name get bigger, post something here!!!

[shelfy]

i'll be the first. :D

[shelfy]

isn't this what the hijack thread is for?

[n00b on demand]

I only got about 20 more to get too 200 haha!

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by shelfy
isn't this what the hijack thread is for?


Hijack this thread is for posting something with meaning and changing the subject on a regular basis, such as:


My SVX has 4 seats!


That is a very powerful statement and many people need to know this fact:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:


This thread is for posting useless stuff, for instance:


I'm so cool, my subaru has 4 seats and 2 doors...


See the difference???:cool:


Besides, Civic Slayer has "lets have some fun", now we have 3 ways to pump up the post count!!!



ON WITH THE BS!!!:p

[shelfy]

Originally posted by NapaBavarian
Hijack this thread is for posting something with meaning and changing the subject on a regular basis, such as:

My SVX has 4 seats!

That is a very powerful statement and many people need to know this fact:rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

This thread is for posting useless stuff, for instance:

I'm so cool, my subaru has 4 seats and 2 doors...

See the difference???:cool:

Besides, Civic Slayer has "lets have some fun", now we have 3 ways to pump up the post count!!!

ON WITH THE BS!!!:p i can see the difference. thanks for clarifying it for me. :)

as for keith's thread, i can think of anything else good to offer a choice between. i just gave up on that one.

[NapaBavarian]

648

[NapaBavarian]

649

[NapaBavarian]

650!!!

[shelfy]

651? what are we counting? :rolleyes:

[red95svx]

My cats breath smells like cat food.




Dave

[Alycone]

Originally posted by shelfy

isn't this what the hijack thread is for?

[ensteele]

Originally posted by shelfy
isn't this what the hijack thread is for?

:confused:

[Subafreak]

I can't really tell you what I've been doing with my computer since I've been gone.

[shelfy]

it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. :(

[Landshark]

Originally posted by Subafreak
I can't really tell you what I've been doing with my computer since I've been gone.

:eek:

http://www.consultwebs.com/humor/images/online_relationship_dude.jpg

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by Landshark


:eek:

http://www.consultwebs.com/humor/images/online_relationship_dude.jpg


Not gettin laid are ya???

[NapaBavarian]

653

[NapaBavarian]

Bump... This got pushed down a bit in all the fighting:rolleyes:

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by Landshark


:eek:

http://www.consultwebs.com/humor/images/online_relationship_dude.jpg


I thought I looked sexy in that position.:cool:

[Landshark]

Originally posted by Subafreak
I thought I looked sexy in that position.:cool:


:D

[shelfy]

i hope that's not what i look like when i'm naked doinking around on the computer!

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by shelfy
i hope that's not what i look like when i'm naked doinking around on the computer!

Me too:eek:

[NapaBavarian]

2+2=4

[CigarJohnny]

Originally posted by shelfy
it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again. :( LMAO!

[GreenMarine]

Originally posted by ensteele


:confused:

I'm with ya there earl... I think it is little kids that just want to grow up too fast :rolleyes:



:D:D:D :cool:

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by GreenMarineSVX


I'm with ya there earl... I think it is little kids that just want to grow up too fast :rolleyes:



:D:D:D :cool:



I need any excuse I can get. Your PC got way, WAY, ahead of mine when my compurter broke. I bet you sent that virus.:mad: :p :D

[Whoru465]

This group never ceases to amaze me...








-Mike

[svxgirl92]

CigarJohnny's avatar looks really dirty!!

*at first glance*

[shelfy]

if some girl tried to kick my a$$, i'd be like "eh! get your b!tch a$$ back into the kitchen and make me some pie!"

[SubaSteevo]

I thought this thread was for useless stuff, the hijack thread is for hijacking. Now back to more useless stuff...

President Theodore Roosevelt was the first to announce to the world that Maxwell House coffee is "Good to the last drop."

[svxgirl92]

A giraffe is able to clean its ears with its own tongue

[svxgirl92]

In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

[sharky512345]

Originally posted by svxgirl92
In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.

DAMNIT!!!! thats the only reason i was going there next week!!:( :( :( :(

[svxgirl92]

my svx needs a friend :(

[Andy]

Originally posted by red95svx
My cats breath smells like cat food.




Dave

Try feeding it on dog food then :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[svxgirl92]

my pocket bike goes 45 mph!

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by svxgirl92
In Florida, having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.


Happy to live in CA where we don't need laws like that, most guys learn after the first prick...

[RSVX]

this thread offends me...:rolleyes:

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by svxgirl92
my svx needs a friend :(

Just make sure you get it fixed, or you'll wind up like Earl:eek: Duke 'o da SVX!!!


http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/009/175/1009782-cat_fixed.gif

[svxgirl92]

Originally posted by NapaBavarian


Just make sure you get it fixed, or you'll wind up like Earl:eek: Duke 'o da SVX!!!


http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/threads/000/009/175/1009782-cat_fixed.gif


HMMM, do you think that'll work?? I don't want to fix him, i want baby SVX-I everywhere, i could raise a farm of them :D

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by svxgirl92



HMMM, do you think that'll work?? I don't want to fix him, i want baby SVX-I everywhere, i could raise a farm of them :D


Bad idea... That's what I thought a couple years ago, now click my WWW and find out what happens when your cars own YOU!!!

[shelfy]

if you build it, he will come.

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by shelfy
if you build it, he will come.


Was that directed at anyone?

[DearPrudence]

I can't think of any useless $#!t to post

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
I can't think of any useless $#!t to post

I have 11 toes...

My cat is bald...

My ears hear things...

My brain hears things my ears dont:eek: :confused:

Sure, you've got something:p

[DearPrudence]

Umm, I believe the fact that I don't have any useless $#!t to post could itself be considered useless $#!t...?

But in case my declaration of a lack of useless $#!t to post is not sufficiently useless, here's what I have on my desk at work:

- Metallica figurines by Macfarlane

- 10th anniversary Spawn figurine by Macfarlane

- a cheesy dolphin souvenir from Florida

- an eBay coffee mug

- a plant of some sort

- a Sony CD player with big honkin' DJ-style headphones

- a picture of the MA5T3R with a headstone that a co-worker made for me, it reads "RIP The Master... Here lies the Master, who knew he'd be such a disaster"

- a bunch of CDs

- some orbit gum (the pink kind)

- my cell phone, keys, purse, etc.

- a buddha statuette

- a teddy bear

- a stuffed mongoose called RASCI

[NapaBavarian]

Woo Hoooo!!! Now that's some usless $#!t!!! Thanks for helping, and I just counted my toes again, now I only get 9... Law of averages I guess:confused:

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by NapaBavarian
Woo Hoooo!!! Now that's some usless $#!t!!! Thanks for helping, and I just counted my toes again, now I only get 9... Law of averages I guess:confused:

Either way, you have an unconventional number of toes.

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by DearPrudence


Either way, you have an unconventional number of toes.


Yeah, I guess I should try counting my left foot instead next time:eek:

[red95svx]

If you stew tomato's they'll taste more like prunes than carrots do.




Dave

[red95svx]

My neighbor once said I should turn down my radio. I thanked him for the sound advice.



Dave

[red95svx]

I went fishing the other day.....just for the halibut.





Dave

[red95svx]

I once knew a kid who smoked. One day he taught his dog to smoke. Then he taught his dog to beg for cigarettes. So eventually whenever anyone saw that dog, they knew what he wanted....a pat on the head and a pack of Marlboros.



Dave

[red95svx]

Why can they send men to the moon but they can't make my feet smell good?




Dave

[red95svx]

Why do they call it an "airport" when it's on the ground? Shouldn't it be called a "groundport"?




Dave

[red95svx]

If flying is so safe, how come all flights start at the "terminal"?



Dave

[red95svx]

You can pick your friends...and you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friends nose.....unless you ask first. Also, your chances might be better if they were drunk or asleep.




Dave

[svxgirl92]

Originally posted by NapaBavarian



Bad idea... That's what I thought a couple years ago, now click my WWW and find out what happens when your cars own YOU!!!


I could breed lil SVX-i just with that property, i wouldn't mind the cars owning me....not as long as they looked as good as my baby does now! :p

[GreenMarine]

I got 100 points added to my cutting score today :D:D:D

[Subafreak]

I've got over 100 cuts on my right arm, it's how I test the sharpness of my knives. And what I do when I bored.:cool:

[Subafreak]

My SVX and headstone

[Subafreak]

I love that pic.

[Subafreak]

I love this pic too.

[Subafreak]

I think Almaden boxed wine has the best spout. No drips or nothing.

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by Subafreak
My SVX and headstone

Two of my favorite things! SVX & a cemetery!

[shelfy]

only two of my five cars have consecutive license plates.

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by DearPrudence


Two of my favorite things! SVX & a cemetery!


Why do you have to live in Utah?:( :D

[Subafreak]

Oh yeah, and I don't know my own home phone number.

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by Subafreak



Why do you have to live in Utah?:( :D

Are you kidding me? If I lived anywhere else I'd just blend in, but around here *evil laugh* I stick out like a sore thumb ;) 'Tis fun!

[DearPrudence]

People say "bless you" when you sneeze because it was once believed that your soul leaves your body when you sneeze. I dunno why people are still so conditioned to say "bless you". I mean, why couldn't we say something else? Like.... I dunno... "EWW! COOTIES!"

[GreenMarine]

Originally posted by Subafreak
I love this pic too.

Now that's a nice pic :D:D:D:D

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
People say "bless you" when you sneeze because it was once believed that your soul leaves your body when you sneeze. I dunno why people are still so conditioned to say "bless you". I mean, why couldn't we say something else? Like.... I dunno... "EWW! COOTIES!"


I always say unBless you.:D

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by GreenMarineSVX


Now that's a nice pic :D:D:D:D


Isn't it?:D

[shelfy]

Originally posted by NapaBavarian
Was that directed at anyone? yes it was. :D

[svxgirl92]

i got attacked by killer flowers in daytona yesterday

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by Subafreak
I love this pic too.


I think I know her!!! Kind of a self centered B!tc#...

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by svxgirl92
i got attacked by killer flowers in daytona yesterday


Now that's some F'ed up $#!t !!!

[Guard-TL-]

http://forums.probetalk.com/images/smilies/icon_spin.gif

[NapaBavarian]

Hey Gaurd-TL, I only get a little x


...

[Guard-TL-]

bah....the server don't like me.... http://forums.probetalk.com/images/smilies/icon_mecker.gifhttp://forums.probetalk.com/images/smilies/icon_mecker.gif http://forums.probetalk.com/images/smilies/icon_mecker.gif http://forums.probetalk.com/images/smilies/icon_mecker.gif http://forums.probetalk.com/images/smilies/icon_mecker.gif

[NapaBavarian]

K, now it's up, on both computers...:D


BTW, I like the rant smilet as much as the sex (http://www.bayarearidersforum.com/forums/images/smilies/smiliesex.gif) smiley:eek: gotta laugh at both of em:D

[Subafreak]

I hate bugs.

[red95svx]

Bugs hate me.





Dave

[Earthworm]

I was at the airport and this man said, "Would you like a Hari Krishna cookbook?" I said, "I've heard you guys just taste like chicken."
----------------
I have a soft spot for homeless people digging through garbage because they saved my life so many times as a baby!
----------------
I'm sick of women dating me just to further their careers...damn anthropologists!

[DearPrudence]

Last night I dreamed there was a black widow spider in my room that was trying to get me. I started spraying it with some lavender cleaning stuff, but it just got bigger and grew claws like a scorpion. I kept spraying & the claws fell off & it died.

I hate spiders. And scorpions.

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
Last night I dreamed there was a black widow spider in my room that was trying to get me. I started spraying it with some lavender cleaning stuff, but it just got bigger and grew claws like a scorpion. I kept spraying & the claws fell off & it died.

I hate spiders. And scorpions.

Dam, ya need to watch what you eat before you go to bed!!! Last night I bought a new pair of leather motorcycle pants for 1/2 off:D(1 AM) slept 2.5 hours, woke up at 6, wanted to keep sleeping, had lots of cofee, decided sleep was no longer an option, sharpened my chainsaw, took the shell off my truck, tore out 3 trees, got the back window of my truck busted out, and then got a check... BTW, the trees were home to spiders, so no more spiders!!!

[DearPrudence]

YAY! You killed spiders!!!

Wait, that's kinda sad.

I ate some chili before I went to bed at 3 a.m. Was that a bad idea?

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
YAY! You killed spiders!!!

Wait, that's kinda sad.

I ate some chili before I went to bed at 3 a.m. Was that a bad idea?

I didn't kill anyone, I just cut their home down :D it was pretty nasty and I was happy 'cuz the customer was very happy :p :p :p besides, the tree, one of em, was split almost to the base:eek:


BTW... I don't know about the chilli, perhaps it calls the inner voices out, mine left:rolleyes: :p

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by NapaBavarian


I didn't kill anyone, I just cut their home down :D it was pretty nasty and I was happy 'cuz the customer was very happy :p :p :p besides, the tree, one of em, was split almost to the base:eek:


BTW... I don't know about the chilli, perhaps it calls the inner voices out, mine left:rolleyes: :p

So what you're saying, then, is that there are dozens, maybe even HUNDREDS, of ticked-off homeless spiders who may be looking to strike out against the human race in an act of vengeance?!

Oh great.

:p

[SubaSteevo]

Sleeping for 2.5hrs, then drinking tons of coffee, then sharpening your chainsaw is a recipe for chaos.

Speaking of chaos, chaos theory was first developed when a meteorologist was attempting to predict the weather, and input the same number into the machine twice, but slightly further into the calculation process. It returned a very different result on the second attempt, because the machine did not round the number to 3 decimal places.

Chaos theory became known as the butterfly effect, which happens to be an awesome movie starring Ashton Kutcher.

[NapaBavarian]

No, it's all dumped in a pile, in a week when it all dries out they'll be pissed... but they're several hundred yards from the nearest inhabitable house... And I want them to go see the the neighbor...the guy thinks he's the poop ($#!t) just cuz he's got an olympic sized pool and a 5,000ft2 house...:mad: :mad: :mad:

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by BurgundyBeast
Sleeping for 2.5hrs, then drinking tons of coffee, then sharpening your chainsaw is a recipe for chaos.

Speaking of chaos, chaos theory was first developed when a meteorologist was attempting to predict the weather, and input the same number into the machine twice, but slightly further into the calculation process. It returned a very different result on the second attempt, because the machine did not round the number to 3 decimal places.

Chaos theory became known as the butterfly effect, which happens to be an awesome movie starring Ashton Kutcher.


Now that's usless $#!t with a PHD!!!

[NapaBavarian]

Beer is empty, will be away for a bit...


:D

[NapaBavarian]

K, I'm back, but gotta eat soon!!!

[svxgirl92]

there's a spider that lives in a crevis in my ceiling, his name is fluffy, come to think of it, my iguana's name Was fluffy too, poor fluffy :(

[shelfy]

we were boarding an iguana for three months. they eat a lot of salad. :(

[NapaBavarian]

The voices left...now I have no friends:(

[Subafreak]

My freind has two scorpions, they used to be alive but they died and now he keeps them in his freezer.

BTW: They glow purple under a black light.:cool:

[svxgirl92]

i had a beta fish named godzilla, took me 6 months of not feeding it for him to die!

[Sidewinder]

My post count sucks... especially compared to Chike and he joined much after me... =(

I like Deep Purple.

[Andy]

I like Deep Blue

[shelfy]

medium rare to me and our restaurant cooks is not the same thing. :(

[DearPrudence]

mmmm.... scorpionsicles..... so refreshing on a hot summer day








I went to WalMart today.
WalMart frightens me. I don't care how convenient it is to have all of your shopping needs in one location - it's hardly worth the mental anguish one suffers following a trip to Walley World.

[Alycone]

I agree about walmart, too unpleasant (unless they start selling giant fish again). That whistling smilie is obnoxious.




http://www.subaru-svx.net/photos/files/Alycone/19304.gif

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by Alycone
I agree about walmart, too unpleasant (unless they start selling giant fish again). That whistling smilie is obnoxious.




http://www.subaru-svx.net/photos/files/Alycone/19304.gif

Yeah but the Zorro one was sexay.

[Alycone]

I think people were talking about spiders earlier:




http://www.subaru-svx.net/photos/files/Alycone/19576.gif

[Subafreak]

So tell us about your Zorro smiley fantacys?



















I do all my shopping at Wallmart and always leave feeling better about myself.:D

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by Alycone
I think people were talking about spiders earlier:




http://www.subaru-svx.net/photos/files/Alycone/19576.gif

Oh great, now I'm gonna have nightmares about this thread. Thanks a lot. This thread was my only source of solace and comfort in this, my time of mourning.



:p

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by Subafreak
So tell us about your Zorro smiley fantacys?

No way jose, some things are sacred


I do all my shopping at Wallmart and always leave feeling better about myself.:D

This could be (mis)interpreted two ways:

(a) The fact that you shop at WalMart is a source of pride for you, or

(b) WalMart's typical patrons are a little on the... for lack of a better (pc) term - pathetic - side, therefore you feel pretty damn cool by the time you're done shopping

Being the big snob that I am, I'm hoping you meant option (b)

[DearPrudence]

there's this guy in my office who is a VERY LOUD WALKER. every time he walks by.... "THUMP THUMP THUMP"

he's a little guy, too

[Subafreak]

(b);)





















Triscuits suck with out cheese,




















Actually , most things suck without cheese.



I love cheese.

[DearPrudence]

the guy sitting next to me at work was dunking his triscuits in soy sauce

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
the guy sitting next to me at work was dunking his triscuits in soy sauce


Woah! I thought that said testicals the first time I read it. Time to lay off the Merlot.

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by Subafreak



Woah! I thought that said testicals the first time I read it. Time to lay off the Merlot.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[mranderson]

chewing gum

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by mranderson
chewing gum

Kicking A$$

[mranderson]

Originally posted by Subafreak


Kicking A$$

taking names

[SubaSteevo]

I'm out of gum

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by BurgundyBeast
I'm out of gum


Thank you.



BTW: Good night

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by Alycone
Yay - I have 1500 posts! http://www.subaru-svx.net/photos/files/Alycone/19303.gif

[Alycone]

lol - but now its 1503. :)

[Subafreak]

Goldfish pretzels have zero grams of fat

[immortal_suby]

The wine is medium bodied with a smooth , velvety finish. Perfect for grilled meats, poultry, and pasta.

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by immortal_suby
The wine is medium bodied with a smooth , velvety finish. Perfect for grilled meats, poultry, and pasta.


What wine is that? becouse mine goes good with Goldfish pretzels;)

[immortal_suby]

Ecco Domani Merlot

but it's only good if you pronounce it mer-lot with lot pronounced the same as in "used car lot"
This pronunciation has been known to cause my italian grandfather to whip out the andy berserker attack.

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by immortal_suby
Ecco Domani Merlot

but it's only good if you pronounce it mer-lot with lot pronounced the same as in "used car lot"
This pronunciation has been known to cause my italian grandfather to whip out the andy berserker attack.


:D




You know, from the front....the new Foresters do look alot like Beavis.

[immortal_suby]

...and when the turbo spools up -- "I AM CORNHOLIO!!111!!"

[Subafreak]

TP (Turbo power) for the bung hole!

[Landshark]

i got a snake, mang. it slivers this way and that.

[GreenMarine]

When are we gonna upgrade to a newer version of vBulliten??

[GreenMarine]

MUST

[GreenMarine]

Break

[GreenMarine]

THREE THOUSAND -

[GreenMarine]

SIX HUNDRED

[GreenMarine]

TODAY!!!!

[Andy]

What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

[DeadlyDuck]

Originally posted by Andy
What is an occasional table the rest of the time?

[shelfy]

don't go to parties with metal detectors. sure, you feel safe inside, but what about all those people with guns outside. they know you ain't got one.

[DeadlyDuck]

Don't go to parties at a house inwhich a police officer lives next door.

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by DeadlyDuck
Don't go to parties at a house inwhich a police officer lives next door.

I got CHP across the street, and I park right next to the fire hydrant... Well, 10 feet away- the limit here is 15 feet. Havn't been cited in 10 years, i'm sure he'd join the party, espically if there were dancers:D

[GreenMarine]

My IQ is 122.... is that good??:confused: :confused:

[DeadlyDuck]

Originally posted by GreenMarineSVX
My IQ is 122.... is that good??:confused: :confused:

Average IQ in the United States is 98.

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by DeadlyDuck


Average IQ in the United States is 98.

It's up???

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by NapaBavarian
Help that number under your name get bigger!!!


Ooooo. Just what I need. :D

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by GreenMarineSVX
My IQ is 122.... is that good??:confused: :confused:


that's not too bad. My only concern is that the person who tabulated it had poor math skills. :D

http://www.a2zpsychology.com/psychology_guide/IQ_ratings.htm

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by GreenMarineSVX
My IQ is 122.... is that good??:confused: :confused:

What was that one of those online tests? I got a 130:D :p

[DearPrudence]

I miss the MA5T3R

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
I miss the MA5T3R


Yeah, me too...

[GreenMarine]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
I miss the MA5T3R

I'm back :D:D

[GreenMarine]

Originally posted by Aredubjay



that's not too bad. My only concern is that the person who tabulated it had poor math skills. :D

http://www.a2zpsychology.com/psychology_guide/IQ_ratings.htm

Cool :D:D:D

Yea it was one of those online thingies :rolleyes: Probably fake anyways:rolleyes:

[GreenMarine]

It's 75.2*F in my office right now :rolleyes:

[GreenMarine]

I'm pretty sore from running and working out for 2 hours yesterday :cool:

[GreenMarine]

The lights in my office are controlled by a motion detector that has an IQ of "67 or below"..... In order to keep the lights on we have to put a fan infront of it, other wise every 5 minutes the lights will go out.....

[GreenMarine]

my pencil jar has one pencil, 2 pens, 1 sharpie, one yellow highliter and a pair of sissors in it :rolleyes:

[GreenMarine]

my printer that is on my desk cost the office $4800. It's an HP Color Laserjet 4600dtn... Prints like 45 pages per minuite in black&white and color!!! :eek: :eek: :D:D

[GreenMarine]

did you know that "Semper Fidelis" means Always faithful


It's Latin

[GreenMarine]

I've got duty on the 7th of August... That's gonna suck :rolleyes:

[Andy]

By weight, the sun is 70% hydrogen, 28% helium, 1.5% carbon, nitrogen, and oxygen, and 0.5% all other elements.

[Landshark]

beer likes my tummy.

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by GreenMarineSVX


I'm back :D:D

It's so refreshing to see somebody so full of confidence :D

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by GreenMarineSVX
my printer that is on my desk cost the office $4800. It's an HP Color Laserjet 4600dtn... Prints like 45 pages per minuite in black&white and color!!! :eek: :eek: :D:D

Oh you poor thing you must have been sooooooo bored when you were posting this....

[BoondockSVX]

http://www.geocities.com/krillbeniggaz/

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by BoondockSVX
http://www.geocities.com/krillbeniggaz/




uh..... What da crap, yo?

[immortal_suby]

Originally posted by BoondockSVX
http://www.geocities.com/krillbeniggaz/

grap on my tired?

[GreenMarine]

my webcam is a Kodak DVC325...

[GreenMarine]

My wireless router is a Microsoft MN-700

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by GreenMarineSVX
my webcam is a Kodak DVC325...


I think you need a girlfriend.

;)

[GreenMarine]

I just ordered 5 books from amazon.com and the shipping costs more than the books them selves?!??!?!? WTF!!!!

[DearPrudence]

yep.

[GreenMarine]

I've been spending alot of time over at www.howardforums.com learning how to modify my i730 phone :D:D:D It's really cool :):)

[GreenMarine]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
yep.

What was that for??

[Subafreak]

Damn Chris, if you spent as much time fixing your car as you do posting useless ****, you be driving it already.:rolleyes:

[GreenMarine]

I don't know how to do body work... :confused: :confused:

[GreenMarine]

But i did help a friend replace his clutch on his FWD XT this afternoon... It was cool... We were done in about 3 hours :D:D:D

That car is so easy to work on :rolleyes:

If only the SVX were half as easy to work on :rolleyes:

[Subafreak]

The SVX is that easy to work on. Especially if it's FWD

[GreenMarine]

It's fun to see howmany posts ya can post in 10 minutes :D:D

Thanks to the 3mb cable internet that I am on I can do atleast 2 posts a minute :):)

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by GreenMarineSVX


What was that for??

nothing, it was just more useless $#!t

[GreenMarine]

Originally posted by Subafreak
The SVX is that easy to work on. Especially if it's FWD

I don't have FWD :rolleyes:

[GreenMarine]

Originally posted by DearPrudence


nothing, it was just more useless $#!t

So is this :):)

[GreenMarine]

HAHAHAHAHA1!!!!1


Kiss your bandwith good by CHRIS!!! :D:D:D:D

[GreenMarine]

Alright, I'm done for tonight... Gonna shoot over to that other forum that I have been on for awhile and go to the thread called "Flame Wars!!"... ya pretty much get to flame eachother just for fun :):D:D:cool:

[GreenMarine]

One more post :D:D:D

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by GreenMarineSVX


I don't have FWD :rolleyes:



I know jack a55, now slow the **** down will ya.:D

[NapaBavarian]

GreenMarineSVX...


It's like an AK47 for posting on the internet...

[NapaBavarian]

I used to know a guy that always was wearing out the "I" key on his keyboards...

[Aredubjay]

Originally posted by NapaBavarian
I used to know a guy that always was wearing out the "I" key on his keyboards...


Hmmm. Wonder where Rob is, these days.:D

[DearPrudence]

Navajo is a really hard language to learn.

[DearPrudence]

"Shichidi bitsiits'iin anashdleeh"
means
"I am fixing my car's engine"

:D

I bet you didn't know that ;)

[SubaSteevo]

Originally posted by Aredubjay
Hmmm. Wonder where Rob is, these days.:D

On ebay ;) http://www.subaru-svx.net/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=20310

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
"Shichidi bitsiits'iin anashdleeh"
means
"I am fixing my car's engine"

:D

I bet you didn't know that ;)


In what Snoop Dog?

[GreenMarine]

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[GreenMarine]

Huh.... My "I" key is wearing down :rolleyes:... Wonder why??

[GreenMarine]

Well O'm off to Howardforums.com for a while.... Have fuin guys :))

[Landshark]

stop! Mini-Me time!

http://www.subaru-svx.net/photos/files/Landshark/19784.gif

[DearPrudence]

If I overhear one more manager-type person refer to my workplace as a "call center" SO HELP ME......

http://www.angelfire.com/ny5/davesworld56/EmoticonMad.gif

ebaY is NOT A CALL CENTER, MMMMMKAY?!?!?!

[Landshark]

ebay is a pretty cool call-center, though.

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by Landshark
ebay is a pretty cool call-center, though.

haha, good one

:p

[Subafreak]

Whats a call center? My toilet flusher broke:(

[Landshark]

Originally posted by Subafreak
Whats a call center? My toilet flusher broke:(

time for the duct tape and WD-40......

[DearPrudence]

I just dropped a chunk of frozen slush puppie down my shirt.

[Landshark]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
I just dropped a chunk of frozen slush puppie down my shirt.

TITTYWOP!

[Subafreak]

Originally posted by Landshark


time for the duct tape and WD-40......



Coat hanger acctually.;)



















AND I WANT PICS:D

[DearPrudence]

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[shelfy]

if a woman tells you she's 20 and looks 16, she's 12. if she says she 26 and looks 26, she's damn near 40!

[NapaBavarian]

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[DearPrudence]

If you kiss a girl you should marry her and have kids with her.


It's the right thing to do.

[DearPrudence]

One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes to drag a horse 500 feet in 1 second.

- Anonymous, Age 11

[DearPrudence]

LOVE.

No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular.

[Landshark]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
If you kiss a girl you should marry her and have kids with her.


It's the right thing to do.

what if she is an idiot?

[Landshark]

it is impossible to eat 8 saltine crackers in 2 minutes without a beverage,

[shelfy]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
No one is sure why it happens, but I heard it has something to do with how you smell. That's why perfume and deodorant are so popular. a person's scent is number two criteria next to how they get along with your cat. number is three is their like / dislike of mushrooms!

[shelfy]

cornbread! ain't nothing wrong wit that!

[DearPrudence]

My network connection is in need of a serious attitude adjustment.

[DearPrudence]

Oh sure. NOW it works. I've been trying to post useless @#!t for the past 5 minutes.

[DearPrudence]

:P

I just overheard somebody talking about how we had Russian roulette at our company "casino night" earlier this week

[DearPrudence]

fear of Friday the 13th

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by Landshark


what if she is an idiot?

Then you're an idiot for kissing her ;)

[Landshark]

Originally posted by DearPrudence


Then you're an idiot for kissing her ;)

idiots need lovin', too ya know. then when you're done, throw something shiny, and she will go stare at it while you escape.

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
:P

I just overheard somebody talking about how we had Russian roulette at our company "casino night" earlier this week


So they wouldn't need to lay anyone else off, but afterwards we discovered that all 6 positions were loaded, the partisipants will be pissed when I tell em...:eek:

[immortal_suby]

Lisa's new avatar sucks - bring back your head!

[Rotorflyr]

Originally posted by immortal_suby
Lisa's new avatar sucks - bring back your head!

IB "No head" till her engine get's fixed......:p

[nsm484]

Originally posted by Rotorflyr


IB "No head" till her engine get's fixed......:p

hahahahaha

edit: AH!!! MY 100th POST!!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!!!!!

[DeadlyDuck]

Originally posted by immortal_suby
Lisa's new avatar sucks - bring back your head!

You got a problem with the carebears?

[immortal_suby]

Originally posted by DeadlyDuck


You got a problem with the carebears?

I'm more of a my little pony type of guy.

...and its nice to see a womans face on a car forum that is predominantly male :D

[DearPrudence]

Oops. My original avatar was saved to my old computer, which I gave away back in February. I'm too lazy to make a new one EDIT: (avatar, that is)...

Besides, I'm GRUMPY that I have to work all weekend, therefore the Care Bear stays until Monday :D I will then do my best to find a suitable replacement for my head.

[immortal_suby]

http://webpages.charter.net/dheyvis/banana.gif

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by DearPrudence
Oops. My original avatar was saved to my old computer, which I gave away back in February. I'm too lazy to make a new one EDIT: (avatar, that is)...

Besides, I'm GRUMPY that I have to work all weekend, therefore the Care Bear stays until Monday :D I will then do my best to find a suitable replacement for my head.


How bout this one

http://www.subaru-svx.net/photos/files/DearPrudence/13684.jpg

[DearPrudence]

that's what was there before & besides it's too big to be an avatar and seeing my face all huge in this thread is kinda freakin me out.....

[DearPrudence]

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[DearPrudence]

am I there yet?

[DearPrudence]

what about now?

[DearPrudence]

be gone, giant face

[DearPrudence]

*sigh*

[DearPrudence]

geez, how many frickin' posts fit on one stupid page, anyway?

[DearPrudence]

It's estimated that if a major earthquake ever hit Salt Lake City, there would be approximately 7000 deaths due to poor building design

[DearPrudence]

the worst earthquakes in California caused no more than a couple dozen deaths

[DearPrudence]

I think tornadoes are way scarier and cooler than earthquakes. earthquakes are kinda dull as far as catastrophic natural disasters go.

[NapaBavarian]

Damn girl, your gonna catch my post count soon!!!

[DearPrudence]

my hair isn't even that color anymore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Landshark]

Originally posted by immortal_suby
http://webpages.charter.net/dheyvis/banana.gif

the red 'X' is nice........if you suck at teh intArw3b! :D

[DearPrudence]

I gotta say, though, that was the coolest hairstyle EVER

[NapaBavarian]

I like the alaskan aproach, if ya freeze it the wind wont spin and the ground won't shakee-e

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by NapaBavarian
I like the alaskan aproach, if ya freeze it the wind wont spin and the ground won't shakee-e


yeah but..... it's so cold and you have to wear those silly parkas and big furry boots, and your snot freezes to your face

[NapaBavarian]

Originally posted by DearPrudence



yeah but..... it's so cold and you have to wear those silly parkas and big furry boots, and your snot freezes to your face


Get a big one and take a friend...

[DearPrudence]

WOOHOO!!!!!!!!!!!


PAGE 17!!!!!!


hallelujah









and what red X, landshark? it's one-a them dancin' nanners

[DearPrudence]

Originally posted by NapaBavarian



Get a big one and take a friend...

but what about B.O.? and halitosis? and what if we get in a fight? who would keep the parka?

[DearPrudence]

I think I wanna hit 300 posts today

[DearPrudence]

I had a dream about my car last night. I was stuck in traffic behind these stupid ricer boys and I started yelling at them, telling them how lame they were but they became my friends and told me they could fix my car for me. So they did and I was happy.

[DearPrudence]

but then I woke up and my car is still broken and I'm still driving the boring Galant